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Doctor Bitcoin goes to . At NerdVana cafe, at

Almost all the jobs on my CV that were in Dallas list Dallas, TX as the town, except when I worked at Nokia, which has it's Dallas headquarters in Los Colinas.

I list Los Colinas because of that one line from Office Space. It's a little nerd easter egg.

If anyone has a right to be mad at Harry and Meghan it's the people of Sussex, who have been left leaderless without their Duke and who are now defenseless against incursions from Hampshire and Kent.

Superman murders cigarette salesman

editor: this better not be like last time

kafka: it's a coming of age story

editor: ok

kafka: about a boy who's changed, but his family won’t accept him

editor: i'm listening

kafka: because he's changed into a bug

editor: there we go

kafka: like a real big fuckin bug

It seems like there are a lot of experts on Y2K on Twitter recently who were actual toddlers during Y2K.

Got "OK, boomer'ed" by a millennial economic analyst who relies primarily on wikipedia, ther morning of my 41st birthday.

"I CaN't BeLieVe ThIs SitE iS FreE!"

2020 is the year of higher standards. Turned down two lucrative offers due to ethical concerns about folks associated with the company.

Using the interview process as a way to qualify employers and opportunities feels refreshing, and I've dodged bullets in the process.

This sounds like it'll break Twitter.
RT @CaseyNewton
Twitter says you’ll have the option to receive replies *only from people you follow.* Could solve a lot of abuse and harassment issues in one fell swoop

Spotted a VC being horny on main this morning.

I just joined! You can sign up here:

A maybe unpopular opinion: a primary function of the executive branch is to come up with situations that instigate prolonged undeclared wars.

When I was a teenager, I spent a month in state jail for mostly non-moving traffic violations. My cellmates included a prison escapee, the son of an East Texas grand wizard, and a dude named Cooter. I watched nearly the complete run of Voltron on Cartoon Network.
RT @adribbleofink
Tell me a story about yourself the sounds like a lie but is absolutely true.

RT @aecushing Nobody doesn’t care about your happy hour’s mattress. Then again, FedoraToken isn’t not nobody…

Use the code “BKLYN” for one month free.

I finally set up my BSV wallet today so I could log on to

I'm sure it's as bad or worse elsewhere or in other industries, but I'm lucky enough to be able to opt out of the "scene," and events like this continue to remind me how good of a decision that was.

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I stopped hanging out in the Dallas startup scene because it continued to tolerate bad actors.

I'm reminded of this as I see a guy many people claim it's a walking violation being promoted in three Dallas Innovates feature on Dallas startups.

I've been playing Jurrasic World Evolution a bit while I've got some downtime lately. It's a lot of fun. It's like a city builder, but instead of having to deal with taxes and traffic, it's dinosaurs.

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