Advice for Bitcoiners: Don't ever use Zelle and Coinbase/CashApp on the same bank account (or on different accounts but same bank).
Doing so will *ensure* your account will be closed, with the possibility of asset seizure.
And of course, as always:
I now treat interactions with my banks the same way you're supposed to treat interactions with law enforcement: saying as little as possible, don't answer what you're not asked, and with the knowledge that EVERYTHING you say is going to be used against you to close your account.
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